Whoo! I just literally, this minute, won a new 1 TB external hard drive on eBay at a very reasonable price. A terabyte! A whole terabyte! I don’t even know what the fuck a terabyte is! It’s like a number that’s beyond my current understanding – it might as well be like a bajillion bytes, […]
“You’re Beautiful. I Want To Know Everything About You.” Fluorescent Adolescent – Arctic Monkeys Were I the type to traverse the “blogosphere” (or whatever hip term is being used today to describe the collective consciousness of today’s brave, new internet authors) or even just read today’s paper, I’m sure I could find a lot of […]
We all have one. Its occasional appearances are unexpected and often stressful. Your disingenuous apprehension towards it fuels a deep, subconscious inner debate, of which to even recognize or acknowledge is a cause for even more distress. Nervous laughter, sweaty palms, and darting eyes herald every arrival, each of which forcibly excavates deeply buried unpleasant […]
Are You Looking For Gino? A Milli – Lil Wayne True story: I am awoken by a call at around 11:30 today from a woman who I don’t know. She asks for a “Gino”. If I’m not mistaken, this is not the first time that this woman has called me as that name sounds vaguely […]
I laughed at this picture for a good 20 minutes yesterday. That’s it, that’s the post. Why does Beyonce sing “to the left, to the left?”Because black people have no rights.
Skills To Pay The Bills The Gambler – Kenny Rogers Anyone who is friends with Caesar will tell you that he’s not a hard guy to get along with. Keep the bullshit to a minimum, mind your business, listen to the occasional poker metaphor and everything should be fine. Now impressing Caesar, that is a […]
Today’s misogynistic post is brought to you by the women’s studies department of the Sacramento State University. Required reading for this post will be this article, about a 22 year-old college student auctioning off her virginity to pay for her tuition. For those legally inclined, since it will be arranged through a prominent brothel in […]
Links! 1) Boats n HoesDroppin’ some more hot rap videos for you. This one featuring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. 2) Ludacris’ Rap MapA map kindly showing us where Ludacris’ hoes are located. 3) Top 10 Most Difficult GamesNinja Gaiden’s level 7 boss still haunts me to this day. Nearly broke a controller and […]
Staccato The Fake Headlines – The New Pornographers It is hell of a thing when you are suddenly forced to realize what a minor figure you are in someone else’s life. Or that the part you play in their show is not the part you want. Gary is a musical genius. You know someone is […]
I bring to you two trailers. 1) The SoloistHow badly does Jamie Foxx want that second Oscar? 2) Quantum of SolaceBloody hell this new trailer is the bomb. I still think the title of this new Bond flick is dumb. More links! 3) Real-life ParappaHe drops some hot lava here.“Under your arm you’ve got a […]