I don’t know exactly what this is – whether it’s a music video or a trailer or some horrifying combination of both – but I do know that it makes TRON: Legacy look like the absolute fucking coolest movie of all time. Olivia Wilde and that couch…Jesus Christ. If you aren’t furiously masturbating to that […]

So Boston’s pitching coach, John Farrell, was announced as the next Blue Jays manager! Wheeeeeee. I have no real idea exactly how important baseball managers are, as my ideal candidate is just someone who doesn’t make me constantly scream at the television in anger for doing something dumb. (Paradoxically also one of the greatest joys […]

So the armour clad, dual crossbow wielding, fire shooting Demon Hunter has been announced as the fifth and final class for Diablo 3! Wheeeeeee. Whatever happened to the word “akimbo?” How come it’s all “dual” or “dual wield?” She has akimbo crossbows, dammit! That’s the lexicon I grew up with – where John Woo and […]

I just realized that I forgot to wear a belt today. I’m such a fucking asshole. Now to the links. – Remember that totally awesome 1992 X-Men arcade game? Of course you do. It’s coming to PSN and XBox Live Arcade. Six player co-op? FUCK. YES. SON. – It’s making it’s rounds, but I wanted […]

It’s weird – I was so vehemently against the rehiring of Cito Gaston as the manager of the Blue Jays when he returned in 2008, and so critical of all his on-field decisions throughout the seasons he was here that I don’t feel I have a right to get caught up in his (allegedly) final […]

It was a good summer. And a lot of people were responsible for helping me have the summer I had. Gord Rickards for one. José Cuervo and Jack Daniels maybe as well, although they probably caused me more harm than good. But when I am old and busted, I will still forever look back upon […]