I bring to you…the TRAILER FOR THE KING OF FIGHTERS!

You know how sometimes when you’re living at home, and your parents go away for a week on vacation, and you take your own week off from work to coincide with that week so that you can spend like just nine straight days alone in your house without any human interaction? And then even though […]

This is a bizarre news story about how a South Park episode incited a “hate crime.” I find so many different aspects of this story just so absolutely hilarious. The actual clips from the show, the grave seriousness of the reporters and how they are treating people with red hair like they are some other […]

Blah blah blah blah, links. – Another installment of Between Two Ferns, this time with Conan O’Brien. These have to be the most consistently fantastic clips on the internet right now. Andy Richter is the MVP of this particular bit, the guy just crushes every line he has. – Don’t bother me tonight, I have […]

You know how sometimes when you get a donut from Tim Hortons and they put it in that thin paper bag? Sometimes if I get a donut with icing on it and I accidentally leave it in there for too long, some of the icing gets stuck to the bag when I rip it out. […]

Cons with getting pink eye… It is highly contagious, so you must stay away from everyone. Waking up and realizing that all the pus that has leaked out of your eye overnight has dried and crusted it shut. Eye drops. I am pathologically afraid of putting stuff in my eyes, so I have to ask […]

It is upon us! And it’s cold, wet, sloppy, and horrible like a dead Thai hooker. Snow dad’s better than no dad!

Thought I’d share this oldie with you guys.“Suck on dis!”