I burned my fingers over the weekend in a glassblowing accident, and showered yesterday with my bandaged left hand in a Ziploc bag. That is where my life is right now. – Aubrey Plaza on meeting Ryan Gosling – “I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together […]

I love chemicals. Especially anything involved in the fine and performance chemical industry. But you all know that already. There’s an upcoming tradeshow exhibition coming up, anyone want to come with me? Can’t wait to check out all those fancy chemicals. Also, I think I broke the tagboard. Teamocil is no longer available. Please try […]

Oh man, I think I went on a drunken eBay binge again. WHAT HAVE I DONE – This is the funniest random, clueless urban myth type retardedness I’ve seen in a while. It’s just wacky enough to meet the tipping point for this stuff. I love it. Check it out on Twitter yourself and absolutely […]

All I do is win, win, win no matter what. Got money on my mind, I can never get enough. Any every time I step up in the building, everybody’s hands go UP… – If you have not read this wacky story about Aziz Ansari, David Chang, and James Murphy visiting Tokyo, then I think […]

I guess Ross is the third roommate in this scenario…? I don’t know, we’ll get to that later. Oh man, sweater vests are fantastic. I’ve realized that when I wear them over dress shirts and I roll up the sleeves…I really only need to iron the collars. The rest of the shirt underneath is wrinkled […]