Month: May 2009

I had my midyear performance review at work yesterday with my bosses. I freaked out, called them racial slurs and tried to take a swing at my manager. Overall, I think I did pretty well. – Caught this amusing piece of news today – Clay Guida was dropped from the UFC 2009 Undisputed game because

I woke up this morning with my mouth open, the center of a puddle of drool on my pillow. Which I swear is a somewhat infrequent occurrence, but still something we all have to deal with time to time, so don’t you go and judge me. The worst is how all the moisture has drained

Such silence Chiu and I rented Left 4 Dead on the XBOX 360, and have been playing that non-stop. The amount of hours we have spent in that damned Mercy Hospital on expert is more than we would like to admit. And so far, we still haven’t escaped the zombie horde. The concept of zombies

I have no idea why I wrote “50 centilitre” yesterday. I know that I originally meant to write “12 mL” because that’s how big they actually are…but somehow “50 centilitere” came out instead. 50 cL (500 mL) is larger than a pop can, so it’s really not that close at all. Let’s just move on

You know those 50 centilitre creamer cups of milk or cream that you put in your coffee? They have like this “peel open here” plastic tab on them, and I accidentally and unknowingly dropped one into my own cup of coffee. I finished drinking it all… and then I saw it there, stuck to the

I thought this link would be relevant to all of us. Have a good day.

I’m guessing that this will be taken down in under a day, so get it while it’s hot – the latest Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL‘s Season Finale hosted by Will Ferrell. Also, so that this post won’t be completely meaningless when the first link is taken down, here’s a three second clip of MacGyver knocking

Check this post out from the baseball blog in the sports section of The Globe and Mail (the best baseball coverage in the city)…ha! And then check out the first (only?) comment! That’s right, baby!EDIT: Ah, what the hey!?! The comment was really just an excuse to get “Happy Birthday Rabid Emu!” enshrined into cyberspace

Oh yeah, The WAMBAG. Uh…let’s just get back to work. – Regarding the aforementioned overrated piece of trash…here’s some set pictures of her dressed for her new role of a dirty Old West prostitute in the upcoming Jonah Hex movie. Look at her waist…I don’t even think that’s anatomically possible. She looks like a Rob