Our Shared Hatred Of Kim Mitchell Ben – Michael Jackson When I got to work last Tuesday there was quite a commotion. Holy shit, was that him?It was, man, it was!Yo, that was Dougie! The “Dougie” in question was none other than one Mr. Douglas Robert Gilmour. I could care less about hockey, but when […]
The award for the first Michael Jackson joke I’ve heard since his death goes to my coworker Joel, who did a great job of deadpanning the setup. The exchange went a little like this… J: Did you hear? They just got the autopsy results back for Michael Jackson, they said he didn’t die of a […]
As I watched the manic woman yelling profanity at her criminal husband while their baby cried, amazed at how surreal – nay, Jerry Springer – this all was, I wondered how my day could get any better than this. *** If you haven’t seen The Hangover, watch it. It’s quite entertaining, and doesn’t bother with […]
Andrea And Everything Else Lion In A Coma – Animal Collective So there’s this girl at work. This seems like as good a place to start as any. One of the jobs at the Meadowbrook Golf and Country Club (where I am currently employed) is that of the Beverage Cart Girl. I’m not sure if […]
As soon as you think you’ve established some sort of foothold, life has this knack for pulling the rug right out from under you. Now I’ve seen drastic overhauls before, but today the foundation of truth wobbles, the monolith of certainty crumbles… They’re revamping the rules for Magic again. The last time this happened was […]
So I know we haven’t played Rock Band in awhile but uhh… WOLF LIKE ME has been made a DLC song. Try to hold your excitement Pang.
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