Month: December 2003

Hmm, ever wonder what would happen if the universes of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat collided? So do I! And unfortunately, I can’t help you there, but I can at least give you a glimpse of such a sick and demented fantasy world with this sick and demented Flash Video. Just bear with the slightly

Managed to hijack a 56K modem to satisfy my daily pornographic needs for now. So I bring holiday greetings from the future – it’s Boxing Day already over here. Not that anyone over here knows what the hell Boxing Day is, anyway. Don’t have much to say at this point, other than that my expedition

On The Topic Of People Applauding In Movie Theatres THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! On The Topic Of Things You Won’t Read In The Atlanta Hawks’ Media Guide Theo Ratliff: I think we have to play elemental basketball. Someone explain this to me before I go insane.

So I’m leaving, on a jet plane. Don’t really know when I’ll be back again. Oh babe…I hate to go. Got an evening flight, so I still got most of Thursday to ass around before I have to take off. I’ll probably kill it off with some MvC2, to be honest. Oh right – and

I’m Still In Love With Kelly Kapowski (soundtrack) Possum Kingdom – Toadies Well, just to keep you all updated, my situation with Tanya (aka The Ice Queen) remains in complete stasis. She totally shafted my offer to go downtown and check out the Lord of the Rings Ice Sculpture exhibit. Suffice to say, she’s “busy”.

Unbelievable. I stop posting for a couple of days to come back and see this ridiculous accusation about how I think Sonic’s better than Mario. Now come on – I know Mario, I’ve worked with Mario, and I’ve talked to Mario – and I said no such thing. The only thing I did say is

Just For The Hell Of It Since the year is winding down, I’m in that retrospective mood, so here’s a link to my favourite moment of 2003. Make sure you scroll down and watch the video: The Best Rendition Of The “Star Spangled Banner” Ever – I watch this whenever I’m down. Uplifting stuff. Oh,

What Does One Have To Do With The Other? (soundtrack) Lookin’ For Love – Waylon Jennings I’ve recently started playing Grand Theft Auto III again. And I’ve recently noticed that it’s hard to find hookers at 3:00 in the afternoon.

You’re all wrong. The best video game hero is Crash Bandicoot. (Now that I’ve fulfilled my post quota for the month, give me my whiskey, bitch!)

(After Shooting William) What’s A Matter? Oh, You Were Finished? Well Allow Me To Retort… So I come to visit our beloved blog and enjoy a pleasant night of reading and sharing thoughts when what do I see? Sonic is better than Mario? Ha. Uh huh, ha ha. Ahem. Ha ha hee hee hoo. Bwahahahahahahaha!