Ho Hum Electrified – Dressy Bessy As usual when I post a link I apologize if someone posted this, like, two years ago. If it’s new, then give it a try: The Cyborg Name Generator A final one for our man abroad: Ha ha, excellent. The results truly speak for themselves. Hmm, I’ve ruined it […]
The Flu Game I Want To Hold Your Hand – The Beatles It was late Saturday night and I’m watching the Ultimate Jordan DVD that I recently borrowed from Max. I actually have my own copy, which I seem to have misplaced. If anyone knows of its whereabouts, let me know, eh? Anyway, I was […]
And I Awoke To The Bluest Of Skies More Adventurous – Rilo Kiley This post is going to be about the Kingston trip. Some other stuff, but mostly the trip. Since about 95% of the readers of this site were actually there and Jess is going to hear all about it on Saturday, I guess […]
Despite your best efforts, I am alive. Barely. That hitman you bastards hired almost got me though – good stuff on that. He disguised himself as an old lady and everything too. Good thing I noticed him reaching for his purse-gun at the last second and snapped his neck and threw him out the plane. […]
So I’ll be gone until September 6th. If I can find an internet connection I might drop some quick pictures or tales of adventure if there are any…but you know well enough at this point not to expect any. Here’s one more link before I go. And on a totally unrelated topic, I thought that […]
!!! – I just had this really awkward sneeze, and I think I ended up breaking one of my ribs. Now whenever I sneeze, it hurts more and more. And I can’t stop sneezing…you can’t really tell, because I haven’t yet been able to figure out how to properly convey sneezing through blog posts. But […]
Walken for President. I can’t find a “I AM JUST JOKE” disclaimer anywhere on the site, but all the same, I wouldn’t really go around trying to impress people by breaking this “news story” to them. But then again, I had assumed Ahnuld’s conquering of Cali state to be a joke at first too. So […]
Bedfellows The Size Of You – Spookey Ruben My sleepover at Arlene’s house was a total bust. The party itself was as boring as shit. It went exactly as I expected. My attempts to get some alone time with the birthday girl were foiled by having to make small talk with all her friends who, […]
Ok, I just found someone who’s as quotable as Jack Handey… Mike Tyson! This is ridiculous. I know absolutely nothing about the sickeningly active world of athletics, and had no idea he was THAT off his rocker. “I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone’s going to attack them. I […]
Water has been discovered on Mars! GOGOGOGOGOGO!!! Hahahaha, I love it.