Sometimes I carry a pager, for business purposes. Today is the first day of my last week on pager rotation for another six months. I think I found a way home. And this last job…that’s how I get there. One last job. – Whoa, hold up…another slick trailer for a comedy action that features a […]

In light of recent events, I have grown a deeper appreciation for movie trailers as standalone distinct properties from the movies they are actually advertising. To that end, I would like to point out two absolutely delicious trailers for your intellectual consumption. – An Invisible Sign, starring Jessica Alba as a frumpy, socially inept, math […]

I’m not sure how up to date everyone is regarding the current standard of (real, non-Friday) pop there is today, but I did want to muse about this one Let’s Play song by Kristina Maria (I’m sure there’s a 95% chance this is like government mandated Canadian pop), which is essentially about how she will […]

Okay, I think it’s time for a proper post. I really felt like having some steak today for some reason, so I went out and bought a four dollar slab of F-minus meat, cooked it up super bloody in like 15 minutes, and ate it straight up. One of the 562 billion reasons it’s awesome […]

I think my girlfriend is mad at me because I got irresponsibly drunk tonight. I will deal with those consequences, but in the meanwhile I suggest you check out this mashup of how To songs by The Axis of Awesome, here. Also good, check out How To Write A Love Song, which I would like […]