From that British sketch show That Mitchell And Webb Look (fell free to Wiki it up at your own convenience), the Numberwang series. FifteenThreeFive hundred sixty two Also, Heroin Addict Christmas. End of post.

Alyssa Alexandra Muise The Way Things Are – Fiona Apple She called me Eric. That’s usually not a good sign. I’d been thinking about Alyssa all week and she couldn’t even remember my name. Rather than panic, I took a deep breath, remembered that all Chinese guys look the same and politely corrected her. The […]

I share my room with Mr. Monkey Man. In case you are not intimately familiar with Mr. Monkey Man like I am, he is my robotic toy gorilla, known to me through his formal name Iron Kong. The one I have is a Techno Zoid (“Don’t. Just. Build ’em. BRING ‘EM TO LIFE!!!”) which I […]

Gather closely, my fellow Brothers of the Church of Bauer, for the time has come upon us once again… 24trailer.com The return of Triple P! That’s right, Psycho President (Montel Williams) Palmer. All ya’ll mothafuckas dead. PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!!!

No excuses. Any time that you’re called out on a lack of updates by Dan “Hotshot” Hocking, you have to step it up. Regardless – always nice to hear from Danny Boy, since I’m never on MSN and I’m certainly not going to hear anything about him from his blog. (Take THAT, white man!) Sad […]

Logic Prevails Everybody Gets What They Deserve – The Churchills It’s about time I wrote about this. It was quite a surprise for me to discover that Annia and Ted had begun dating. I suppose it’s my fault as I hadn’t spoken to her in about four months and she can’t be expected to keep […]

Let’s Get This Over With Secret Heart – Feist Alyssa. I met her last week when my friend Heather didn’t show up for class. Alyssa’s friend didn’t show up either. So she ended up sitting next to me. I wasn’t looking for conversation. After a couple of quiet minutes, she asks me for the time. […]

I just saw this in the paper and I couldn’t stop laughing. Link! If we can be sure of one thing, it’s that he probably wasn’t expecting it. Does the fact that I find amusement from this story make me a bad person? If not, what if I cut it out and pinned it up […]

Just wanted to share this hot new Batman comic.

Their Story Look Up – Stars I watch couples on the subway all the time. Odd one today. The guy was a sleazy, confident looking fellow. Not unattractive. Not the kind of guy that anyone I know would be attracted to, but I can imagine that he gets his fair share of hood rat action. […]