Month: March 2007

I believe the universe is ending. Sacred laws we knew deep down in the fibre of our beings when we were children no longer apply in this era. This is unnatural. This is perverted. This is blasphemy. This is madness! (Madness? THIS IS SEGAAA!!!) I suffer, because I am angry, because I fear this, because

Wow, I’ve been stressed out lately. But I went on an insane, mind bending MBP binge last night, and got all the negative energy out of my system. Friends come and go and relatives die, but Malaysian bear porn always puts things back into perspective for me. Now here are some Provoking Facts from me,

Have you ever woken up at 2:16 PM in the afternoon only because of a telemarketer call, and suffered a crippling random bout of depression where you feel like the only thing that’s worth getting out of bed for is to go and stick your head in the oven? …yeah, neither have I. Kelly Clarkson’s

I just sent out a mass email asking the people managing some particular servers to check the clocks to verify that the DST patch went in correctly this past weekend. That was two minutes ago. I just realized that in the email, which was sent to a group of over thirty people, I wrote “cocks”

Time for some links. – It’s a big fish. I like how the guy pulls that insanely large fish up and just leaves it with it’s mouth cradled between his legs. Just doesn’t seem smart to me. – This greatest Super Mario cheat code ever, courtesy of the MUGEN game editor. Just kills me how

This post will be pretty much be like a 100% stream of consciousness post. It might seem a bit odd to call particular attention to that, as due to my poor writing skills and insane thinking patterns, it probably seems like every single one of my posts is a pure stream of consciousness deal. Thus

A little look at life in the office. From: Yak’s Coworker [mailto:yakscoworker@work.com]Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2007 12:10 PMTo: Yak, Choking [mailto:chokingyak@work.com]Subject: Are you a cool person? Check it guys. Attachment: cool_test.html Yak’s Coworker: 1Choking Yak: 0

Oh that’s right – I have a website. To make up for it, here is a disturbingly intimate view into the life of Choking Yak. The things I share with you now have never been fully revealed to anyone before. You have been warned. I give you…pictures of what’s inside my pants…pockets. And then the