Holy shit, that was certainly some crazy news we all woke up to this morning right? Or for those of you more hip to the scene I guess it was last night, but wow, a long time coming. I’ve lost track of the years, but you can’t deny it – as a cornerstone of our […]

I need to stop browsing the taxidermy section of eBay at work, it’s killing me. How am I supposed to resist bidding on this? Honestly, please tell me. Fuck. And obviously an ocelot wouldn’t survive in the frozen wasteland of Upstate New York!

I sit in the middle of a large room that could only be described as a hipster wet dream. I am alone, nursing my beer. As if in slow motion, a bright orange ping pong ball whizzes past my ear and falls into my pint. I stare at the ball floating aimlessly, out of its […]

No computer, no spellcheck, NO RULES. I am waiting for my order at Five Guys right now after a softball league meeting in Scarborough. I was very excited today waiting for this meeting just because I knew that it was located close to this burger joint. When the cashier handed me my receipt and told […]

Wasn’t that an exciting weekend in movies? 21 Jump Street lead the way with an incredible debut of $35 million, which is crazysauce for a comedy that doesn’t seem particularly funny. It really is the summer of Channing Tatum! John Carter, which debuted at #2 last week with $30 million, fell 55% to $13. 5 […]

Yes. May 15th. They’ve announced it. It doesn’t seem that far away at all. I don’t know what to make of it…I think I’m still in shock. I mean I’m still so young, I have so much to do, so much left to see and experience! There is no way I’m finishing Mass Effect in […]

Let’s just move along without acknowledinging the massive Mass Effect 3 shaped entity in the room, I just don’t want to talk about it for fear of it being spoiled for me. Only until I can spoil it for other people will we resume normal Mass Effect related discussion. I thought up a Triple Town […]