Archive for March 2012

Looks Like The Captain’s Back

Holy shit, that was certainly some crazy news we all woke up to this morning right? Or for those of you more hip to the scene I guess it was last night, but wow, a long time coming. I’ve lost track of the years, but you can’t deny it – as a cornerstone of our […]

For the Man Who Has Everything

I need to stop browsing the taxidermy section of eBay at work, it’s killing me. How am I supposed to resist bidding on this? Honestly, please tell me. Fuck. And obviously an ocelot wouldn’t survive in the frozen wasteland of Upstate New York!

WAMBAG S10E07: Ping Pong and Oysters

I sit in the middle of a large room that could only be described as a hipster wet dream. I am alone, nursing my beer. As if in slow motion, a bright orange ping pong ball whizzes past my ear and falls into my pint. I stare at the ball floating aimlessly, out of its […]

Baggin’ On The Go

No computer, no spellcheck, NO RULES. I am waiting for my order at Five Guys right now after a softball league meeting in Scarborough. I was very excited today waiting for this meeting just because I knew that it was located close to this burger joint. When the cashier handed me my receipt and told […]

Movie Magic

Wasn’t that an exciting weekend in movies? 21 Jump Street lead the way with an incredible debut of $35 million, which is crazysauce for a comedy that doesn’t seem particularly funny. It really is the summer of Channing Tatum! John Carter, which debuted at #2 last week with $30 million, fell 55% to $13. 5 […]

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It

Yes. May 15th. They’ve announced it. It doesn’t seem that far away at all. I don’t know what to make of it…I think I’m still in shock. I mean I’m still so young, I have so much to do, so much left to see and experience! There is no way I’m finishing Mass Effect in […]

The Mayor Of Triple Town

Let’s just move along without acknowledinging the massive Mass Effect 3 shaped entity in the room, I just don’t want to talk about it for fear of it being spoiled for me. Only until I can spoil it for other people will we resume normal Mass Effect related discussion. I thought up a Triple Town […]


Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.



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