Archive for September 2013

Goodnight, Sweet Prince

Yesterday Mariano Rivera played his last game at Yankee Stadium, making his last appearance in front of his hometown fans before heading off to retirement after the season. The nightmare of opposing batters and fans during the late innings of close games over the last 18 years and unquestionably the greatest closer in baseball history. […]

This Is Still My Favourite Reality Though

On Earth 7, a parallel universe where an alternate version of me has achieved everything I desire in life, I am the second switch pitcher in Major League history to pitch in the modern era, tossing knuckle balls righty and throwing sinister 103 mph heat with late movement on the other side. I will lead […]

Questionable Decisions

I missed a spot on my neck shaving today. I cannot stop obsessing about it. I don’t think anyone can notice, but in my mind, I imagine it’s all people can see when they look at me. There is a patch of hair there that is longer that the ones around it, and it bothers […]


Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.



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