Yesterday Mariano Rivera played his last game at Yankee Stadium, making his last appearance in front of his hometown fans before heading off to retirement after the season. The nightmare of opposing batters and fans during the late innings of close games over the last 18 years and unquestionably the greatest closer in baseball history. […]
On Earth 7, a parallel universe where an alternate version of me has achieved everything I desire in life, I am the second switch pitcher in Major League history to pitch in the modern era, tossing knuckle balls righty and throwing sinister 103 mph heat with late movement on the other side. I will lead […]
I missed a spot on my neck shaving today. I cannot stop obsessing about it. I don’t think anyone can notice, but in my mind, I imagine it’s all people can see when they look at me. There is a patch of hair there that is longer that the ones around it, and it bothers […]