The official Alien vs. Predator movie site has launched, featuring a new teaser trailer. I gotta admit – I am teased. I want to watch this movie very badly, though I know no good can come from it. Nothing good about the talent attached to it, and I’m hearing some really ugly news about the script. I think I’m just going to rewatch Predator – one of the greatest movies of all time, and featuring our beloved Ahnuld. So many classic one-liners in that one.

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

“Stick around.”

“I ain’t got no time to bleed!”

“It ain’t no man.”

“You’re one ugly muddafucker.”

Or my personal favourite – when Billy takes out his knife and screams “YAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!”

Aliens was also one of the greatest movies of all time – in both the conventional sense, and also in regards towards my twisted one-liner obssession. Who could forget “Game over man! It’s game over!”? No one has. No one can.

So how can this new movie possibly top a combination of these two? How can it even meet the impossibly high standards they’ve created? Predator 2 was nowhere near as good as the first. Aliens 3 and 4…well, the less said the better. I’ll still watch it fo so…but just with very low expectations.

Much like what I’m going to do Revolutions.

Ah, but this…this is interesting. A full out Punisher trailer. I’ve never been a big Punisher guy, but the very fact that it’s a comic book movie has got my nerd senses all tingly. Good mindless gun action, that cool switchblade bit, and some quality psycho Travolta villian goodness – well, you’ve got me hooked. I’m there. …would have much rather preferred they not have used that Drowning Pool song though. Major points off for that one.

And speaking of psycho…it’s now time for 24 (aka The Bauer Hour of Power), featuring my boy Triple P (Psycho President Palmer). Just for your information…I will be dead to the world for the next hour. Have fun.