(A Random Post)

Didn’t really notice it, but with the speed of a snail (a crippled one, going backwards) we are fast approaching the 10,000 hit mark. It’s a few short from when I reloaded the wrong version of the site without the hit counter, and kept it up for several months…but the fact that I check this page over 700 times a day probably balances it out. In fact, despite having close to 10,000 hits, I strongly suspect that there have only been arond three actual and distinct visitors.

And as the Law of Blogs dictates (page 56, paragraph 2, sub-heading 6), the 10,000th visitor must be identified and castrated. Or awarded something, depending on my mood. Just to recap for those of you keeping score at home – number 1001 was our lovely homegrown Jessica Pang, and number 5000 was one odd fellow only known to us as “John.” By the way John – your urine sample didn’t check out. My team of scientists informed me that it didn’t pass our strict drug screening tests. And by “my team of scientists infored me that it didn’t pass our strict drug screening tests”, I of course mean “Max and AL tell me it tasted sour. REAL sour.” Sorry mate, but let that be a lesson to all you out there who are even thinking about visiting this site with the aid of performance enhancing drugs. Like gummy bears. And crack pills.

So I’ve popped up the hit counter up there, and if it says 10,000 when you visit, then come on down to the tagboard and type out “I am teh winnar!!!111oneonetwothree” A screenshot or anything isn’t necessary – if you’re desperate enough to cheat at this “contest” then you have bigger issues to work out. And obviously, if you’re one of the four boneheads other than me that can post to this site, you can’t win. In that case the “winner” will be the 10,001th or the 10,002th or whatnot.

In the event of a tie, we will host brutal mortal combat between the two candidates, over on that bridge at Toogood Pond, where we will play that music from when Kirk was forced to fight Spock. In the event that we can’t find a copy of it, then we’ll just hum it. That sound good? Then let’s dance. *DEEH DEEH DEEH DEHDEH DEEH DEHDEH DEEH…*

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