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And thus, we have our 10,000th visitor. Originally I wanted to whip out some major changes, like a redesign or something…but apparently, those things take both “time” and “effort.” And I’m low on both. So that didn’t fly. Was thinking of unveiling a new section to the site…but there aren’t any to be unveiled. So that didn’t fly either.

So instead, I’ll be posting a fancy “The Making Of The WAMBAG” introspective in the days to come. Maybe even as an Article or something. Unheard of, I know. This introspective will also be included in the special commemorative DVD, that will be released when he finally hit it big. Including commentary from such special guest as…me…and…Emu (if we’re lucky)…and me again. I’m still in talks with James Earl Jones to bring him in as the narrator.

However, I’m a little busy (gasp!) at the moment, so that’ll have to wait for a bit. But for now, let me award abc with his/her/its Certificate of Distinction. Any similarities between that and the certificate I got in Grade 8 for the Gauss Math Contest is purely coincidental. So print it out, frame it, hang it on your wall, call your mom, and celebrate – because there is no other experience on Earth that can compare to the honour you’ve gained today. In fact, just end your life right now, because any other event would tarnish its memory, any time passed would diminish its significance. There is truly nothing left to live for – you’ve discovered the meaning of life.

So to the rest of you – onward ho to 50,000 or something! (Assuming we aren’t dead, in jail, or both by that time. Which is a very unlikely possibility.)

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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