The B.M.O.D. Entry #00813: Toothpaste

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Dipset Anthem (Instrumental) – The Diplomats

Just a note. I was looking back through the ol’ blogs to help me with the title of this blog and I realized I’d used Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind by The Lovin’ Spoonfuls twice. I’ve been blogging for like, 5 months and I’m already running out of material. Pop will eat itself…

Anyway, just wanted to get something off my chest. This morning (read: afternoon) I got up to brush my teeth. I use a combination of a crappy free toothbrush that I got from the dentist (am I the only one who uses those?) and an electric toothbrush (the spinny style, not the, er, “thrusting”[?] style.). Anyway, I put a glob of toothpaste on the toothbrush and when I start the cleaning, the paste slides right off and falls into the palm of my hand. It didn’t start foaming or anything, it just *vwoop!* slipped right off! So I found myself staring at this paste in my hand wondering…”What the hell? How did this happen? Who am I? Why am I here? Why? WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY???????-!-?????????” And then I woke up in the fetal position in a pool of my own urine and/or vomit.

Hate when that happens.