dot_matrix_synth! Just scroll down to the bottom under “sounds.” This guy has effectively transformed his dot matrix printer into a musical instrument. I actually kinda miss my old Raven dot matrix. And the days when I had a 14.4K phone modem too, to be honest. Back then, the ridiculous noises they made proved they worked. It was as close as being gritty and getting your hands dirty that a computer nerd could ever get. Much like how Jungle Jill was the closest you could hope for in terms of knowing a girl. Anyway, it’s nothing you’ll remember two minutes from now, but it’s good honest fun for the whole family. Bring the kids!

Oh right, and here’s the mp3 of The Devil Can’t Write A Love Song that I promised…uh…one of you. I forget who. Right clicky and save as.

And here’s the next sighting of The WAMBAG-approved thespians Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. It also features Jason Bateman (Michael Bluth of Choking Yak-approved sitcom Arrested Development) and Gary Cole (Lumbergh of Yak-approved movie Office Space) as the two announcers seen in the trailer. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

…I think I’m going to start carrying wrenches around from now on. Like in my belt, Batman-style. Just so I can use that line.