Sunday Night Fever

(soundtrack)

Tonight – Da Band

Sunday

Yesterday was a good day, though I will say it was kinda sucky because I didn’t get to hang out with Annia like I had hoped. She had an unfortunate Dragon Boat related incident, which then led to an unfortunate “her going out to see Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban with her Dragon Boat team” incident. Regardless, our plans didn’t work out.

So instead I took a five hour nap. And man, it was fuckin’…sweet.

Ooh ooh, I also found some time to give a good listen to the Billy Talent CD. It’s such a good album. I love track 5, Lies, it’s excellent. The best (read: only) Canadian CD I’ve listened to in a while.

After taking my nap and listening to Billy Talent, I went out with my cousin Derek, my friend Cesar and some of Derek’s other friends. We were looking for a bar to watch the Lakers-Pistons game. First we went to Dave and Buster’s, a place I’d been thrown out of about two years ago with Kristin, Mikey and Sarah (we ended up watching Crazy/Beautiful, so I think everything turned out okay…). It’s weird. Not only am I an immature 19 year old, but I’ve only had proper ID for a few months so I still feel like I should be getting tossed. Ironically, we did end up having to leave, but not because of me. Cesar had lost his wallet earlier that day and he had no ID. Ouch. Even worse, the waitress was pretty ugly so he couldn’t muster up the strength to try and flirt his way out of the situation. She was a definite Two-Bagger. He was later quoted as saying, “That chick was making my penis soft.” He’s a classy guy.

So instead we went to this sports bar called “Heroes”. The guy working there didn’t ask for ID from the older guys because he was a bit of a Homer Sexual and he looked like he was trying to pick up Cesar. You think I’m joking, don’t you? I got checked though and there was a definite sense of satisfaction when I realized that I could actually legally enter this establishment.

On one TV they were showing the game and on another they were showing a wrestling pay-per-view, so I was pretty much in heaven. The night got even better when the Pistons BEAT the Lakers. Bonus points: Karl Malone got hurt. Boo-yah! At one point, I was so happy that the Pistons were winning that I told Cesar I would high-five one of the other patrons who was cheering for the Pistons if the Pistons won. This motion was vetoed when Cesar threatened to disown me.

After the game was over, we just sat in the bar and talked/argued about basketball for about an hour and a half. I felt like such a man’s man! Let’s just leave out the fact that everytime I took a sip (yes, a sip) of beer I looked like I was going to start crying. Beer = shit.

At around 1:30 in the morning we ran out of topics and Derek ran out of jokes to make about Cesar’s ex-girlfriend, so we decided to call it a night.

The End

Monday

Nothing to do, so let’s just say there was a lot of this:

HOLD THAT SHIT DOWN NIGGA. SHOOT THAT SHIT NIGGA.

The End

Now, a few links:

* There was this hilarious comedian on Conan the other night, Demetri Martin. Click on the link for his Comedy Central web page. It’s got a lot of weird stuff on it, some of it really funny and some of it really not. Plus, the format is kind of messy though I guess that’s not his fault. Gary, I recommend clicking on the Art section and checking out his Palindrome Photographs. Remember where you heard about this guy first!

* If you’re ever in need of a No-Heat Hair Removal Gel product, I can only recommend this. Am I the only one who didn’t know this company existed? The funniest name for a company since I was in Peru and saw the Sunass building. Of course, that trip never happened so let’s forget I mentioned that.

And now, an excerpt from The Simpsons:

Lisa checks out Burns’ comprehensive collection of Nancy Drew books. He even has the controversial “Clue in the Clock.” She picks the book off the shelf and flips through it. “So many swears,” Lisa muses to herself.