Neat little video – “Join us…we teach you…marvellous moves.” Eh…it’s okay. But I was just thinking…it’s almost like…her new fighting technique is unstoppable. I don’t know, just a thought. Also, some new nominees for the Real World Justice League – two dirty muties. …pun intended? I slay me.

What Happened Today – by Choking Yak Oh God…just kill me now. 7:30 – Out the door bright and early for another day of wonderful school! I’m so tired that I fall asleep on the subway and I miss Bloor. I’ve never missed that stop before, regardless if I’m sleeping or not. The russel of […]

It’s back. And more insane than ever. I speak of the ruiner of worlds, the bringer of the end, the rock our waves will break against. I speak of course…of Tontie. The one before was just a beta. I’ve been too busy to even contemplate about touching this one yet, but I understand that it’s […]

Here’s some little packets of thought that I found in my head during the course of this crazy week. (Title still pending…though I may just finally give up and use “Choking Yak’s Provoking Facts” because it sounds so deliciously gay.) This might possibly be my longest post yet. And I didn’t check for typos or […]

Just a quick link – Operation Arnold. I just don’t know what to say. No, wait. Yes I do. “Fuck YOU asshole.”

Oops, forgot to update. …ah well. Been thinkin’ about spiders lately. All sorts of spiders. Happy spiders, high spiders, spiders you get high off of, fake spiders, and of course, everybody’s favourite…space spiders that shoot hearts at giant floating penises.