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As I started growing up, I noticed some of the more adult-themed material being snuck into so-called “children’s programming”. But I never really expected this vile creep of evil to reach Sesame Street.

I had no idea that the Cookie Monster was really a metaphor for, well, crackhead. And here’s the proof, on the Martha Stewart show no less:

Part 1 – Kind of slow until the end, but then the begging begins.
Part 2 – This is quality. Bartering a date with the obviously gay Bert?

I used to think Cookie Monster was just number 2, next to Oscar the motherfuckin’ Grouch. Now, I have realized the error of my ways.

What is better than a hobo?

A crack-addicted hobo.

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