I woke up today feeling a strange distant yearning for Sara Tanaka and Eggo Waffles. I don’t know what’s up with that. I did manage to satisfy one of those yearnings this morning though.

I also finally realized another link between Rushmore and Old School (well…not really Old School the movie, but like…the Old School Hollywood posse) besides Sara Tanaka. And Luke Wilson. And Owen Wilson, who wrote. And Wes Anderson’s numerous links to the Wilsons and Ben Stiller. Aside from all those. It was bugging me for a bit, because I kept forgetting that Jason Schwartzman was in Bewitched. But now I remembered. And we are all richer for it.

Bewitched completely bombed though. There were maybe like…two Ferrellisms the entire movie. It was like they tranquilized him for the entire thing. Even Kicking & Screaming had the minimal required standard of Ferrellism. And Steve Carell was in Bewitched as well – completely pointless and strange.

But I should have known. Nicole Kidman as a witch is never good. Practical Magic still ranks up (down?) there in the top (bottom?) five suckiest non-foreign movies I’ve ever sat through completely. That last qualifier needs to be noted though.

…so. Where was I? Right, link.

This is one of the rare new skits that I caught on television and enjoyed. You just know that the Awesometown guys were completely responsible for this. And more of that inherent homoerotic vibe…or is it just me?

I think I’m going to out and rent Race The Sun.

“I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.”
“These are O.R. scrubs.”
O.R. they…?”