Ain’t Nothing But A Heartache

Let’s see how many common WAMBAG themes I can hit with this post!

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A while back, our favourite asphyxiating bovine blessed us with a video featuring Asian Backstreet Boys. If you are anything like me, the moment you saw that video you relinquished sleep, in ravenous anticipation of a follow-up oeuvre. Well, my friends, we have finally reached the promised land.

And satiety awaits.

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Speaking of music and dirty Asians, here’s a link to a guy rocking out to Canon in D. Apparently his website, containing the rest of his opera, is here.

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No matter how stupid and unbelievable the plot is, I will always love 24 and want to have Jack Bauer’s man-babies. And in order to make it explicitly clear, that entails engaging Mr. Bauer in the act of coitus.

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I think I’m in love with a whore. When my testicles drop, I’ll consider asking her out.

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Let’s see how I did. For those of you playing the WAMBAG drinking game at home, you should have taken a shot for each of the following:

– Links to things (mildly) funny/interesting – 2 shots
– Unbridled enthusiasm for 24 – 1 shot
– Personal anecdote that can only end in heartbreak – 1 shot
– Sensing the post author’s poorly-masked homosexuality – 3 shots
– Ending a post with a quote – 1 shot

Take your 8 shots and thank me later.

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Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.