I got one of those “funny” email forwards today…and all I can say is HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

It is no myth. Surely this leporine deity is the destroyer of worlds, the mighty rock upon which humankind’s crest will crash upon. Surely his magnificent fur coat foretells the coming of Fimbulwinter – the cold winter thrice successful – and the coming of the age of war, when brother will turn against brother, and cruel Fenris will finally tear free of his bonds and devour mighty Odin.

However, the Korbinite Beta Ray Bill will be spent back to Midgard as a witness to Ragnarok by the newly Odinforce infused Thor, and will immediately feature in a mediocre-at-best six issue miniseries written by Mike Oeming, which ends when his soul is bound to a dead negro hobo in New York City, and Spider-Man makes an appearance for absolutely no reason. (The sad thing is that you think I’m making this up.)

A quick Googlin’ reveals what I believe is the original news article though I’m mainly just guessing since I can’t seem to find that exact picture anywhere on the site and it looks a heck of a lot bigger in the first picture. It’s a seven month old news article about an abandoned rabbit named Henrietta (?), but check out this bit at the end…

Christine Paradine said: “We can’t understand why her old owner didn’t claim her. She was well fed and obviously not neglected.”

IT’S BECAUSE SHE FUCKING ATE HIM YOU IDIOTS.

In other news, the town of Torquay in South Devon has been found completely abandoned. Investigators are baffled by the appearance of giant-sized rabbit droppings containing human remains, but are confident that this is an unrelated, naturally occurring phenomenon. Head investigator Gobo, a muppet from Fraggle Rock, hopes to discover the reasons explaining the disappearance of the population of Torquay by conducting a series of visual surveys around the town from his automobile.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

And now to end this insane post with a random IMDB quote from everyone’s favourite classic Watership Down.

Long ago, the great Frith made the world. He made all the stars, and the Earth lived among the stars. He made all the animals and birds, and at first, he made them all the same. Now, among the animals in these days was El-Ahrairah, the prince of rabbits. He had many friends, and they all ate grass together. But after a time, the rabbits wandered everywhere, multiplying and eating as they went. Then Frith said to El-Ahrairah, ‘Prince Rabbit, if you cannot control your people, I shall find ways to control them.’ But El-Ahrairah would not listen. He said to Frith, ‘My people are the strongest in the world.’ This angered Frith, and he determined to get the better of El-Ahrairah. And so, he gave a present to every animal and bird, making each one different from the rest. When the fox came, and others, like the dog, and cat, hawk, and weasel, to each of them, Frith gave a fierce desire to hunt and kill the children of El-Ahrairah.