(A Random Post)

I believe the universe is ending. Sacred laws we knew deep down in the fibre of our beings when we were children no longer apply in this era. This is unnatural. This is perverted. This is blasphemy.

This is madness!

(Madness? THIS IS SEGAAA!!!)

I suffer, because I am angry, because I fear this, because I don’t understand it. For one…how are the track events going to work? How would they make sense and even exist in the realm of feasibility?

Is this a great watershed moment in video game history? Finally a rallying point of unity in the community? A great landmark of popculture?

Or is it the end of the world as we know it? (Not exactly, but you can see what I was going for, so screw you guys.)

“La-la-la-loo-loo…Luuuke…Luuuke! I am your fah-ther! La-la-lay-lu…”
“Oh, I’ve interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today.”
“…that was from Star Wars.”
“I know.”



Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.



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