(A Random Post)

It’s So Sweet

Nothing Better – The Postal Service

First, a quick story.

I finally mustered up the courage to talk to this blonde girl from my Documentary class. It helped that she was friends with that girl I mentioned in my last post, Ana, so when we saw her they started to talk and eventually it was a whole thing. How do I describe this girl? Strong fashion sense. Blonde, which is not normally my bag but it suits her. She’s got this powerful bone structure that sucks your eyeballs in like a tractor beam. Eyes like sapphires. You know what she’s like? One of those evil Nazi henchwomen in movies and comic books. She seems sweet, but she could probably put my head between her thighs and crack it like a chestnut. I hope so anyway. When we were almost at Finch, this guy (who I’m pretty sure was mentally retarded) made her shake his hand and then he made me shake his hand and then he pointed at the two of us and gave a thumbs-up, like he thought we were together or something. Normally that would be awkward, but we just shrugged it off. That was strange.

My real reason for posting is this ESPN NBA Stories feature on the Toronto Raptors. It’s 113 megs, about 20 minutes long and totally worth watching. Warning: It might get a little dusty in your room as the video goes along. *choked up* Ah, there’s something in my eye. I don’t know how long the MegaUpload link is going to last so get it while it’s hot.

Dr. Spaceman, when they check my DNA will it tell me what diseases I might get or help me to remember my ATM PIN code?
Absolutely. Science is…whatever we want it to be. I’ll let you know as soon as I have the results.
I already know the results. The kid is not mine.
Boy, it’s crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Hmm…different time, the sixties.

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