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Good news, because the only reason I haven’t had sex with Jessica Alba yet is because I was afraid she would make a whole deal out of that morning after scene.


“I think he’s using the dice move a bit too much.”
“I think that’s pretty much all he’s got.”



Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.



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