Anchorman 2, confirmed. So tonight when I go to watch Dark Knight, it will no longer be the movie I’m most looking forward to seeing. That itch will still be there.

Also, Adam McKay is surprisingly very tall.

Now for some more links which I have accumulated over the last…month of not posting. I’ve cut a bunch because they’ve either already been posted or they’ve for some reason ceased to be funny any more…but my standards have always been pretty low anyway.

– In preparation for tonight…Dark Knight PSA: UV Protection. There’s five of these in total (and counting, I think), and they’re all brilliant. The intro, the voice, the weird, awkward vibe, resisting the temptation to explicitly go for the easy route and the obvious punchline…I love it so much. …it’s probably mainly just the voice. God, it’s so good.

– LOL MONEY by YTCracker, a graduate straight out of the Ma$e School Of Monotone Rap. If you’re looking for something different between the 0:25 mark and the 4:06 mark…I’m going to tell you right now that you’re not going to find it. Not sure what else I need to add that hasn’t been covered already in the YouTube comments, but I do want to stress that he is spitting some hot fire. And by that, I mean he has the ability to gain +1/+0 until end of turn at the cost of one red mana.

– The previous sentence thus allows me to chain right into the LOL MANA Remix which increases the factor of retardedness a hundredfold. For those of you keeping score at home, this now brings us to infinity times 100 total points of retardedness.

– Here is “the famous French prankster” Remi Gaillard being an ass and kicking soccer balls into random things in public. The only thing more crazy than white people are, of course, European white people.

– The third installment of Acting with James Franco. It’s quite stupid, just like all the other ones. God bless ’em.

– This video regarding the actual fate of what happens to hangman stickmen begs the same question regarding the ultimate outcome of all those weird doodles we used to have in junior high. That is to say, if anything we did during junior high is even legitimate history, which it is not. Mulligan year, hurray!

– Kid critical after setting Brooklyn fire to ‘kill grandma’ as revenge. Jesus Christ. 5 year-old kids decides to set some curtains on fire as an attempt to “kill grandma” after she didn’t allow him to go to the park with his friends. And now he’s in critical condition in the hospital, with 70% of his body covered in third degree burns. I mean we’ve all wanted to do some hood rat stuff with our friends, but this takes it a bit farther than expected.

– Next is a rather bizarre news story. The article is actually pretty succinct and comprehensive, but let’s do a quick recap anyway. Police in Florida find a dude hanging out in the woods, going through a bunch of sonograms that he apparently printed off the internet. This man then allows the police to search through his van, at which point they find the following items…

• a blonde wig
• rope
• gloves
• binoculars
• knives
• two spent 9 mm shell casings
• 18 human teeth in a film canister

Far be it for me to jump to conclusions, but I would think that it wouldn’t be completely inaccurate to say that this fellow was perhaps up to some extra-curricular activities of a suspect nature. What’s crazy is that the police can only really charge him with concealing a weapon (an 18-inch machete), which in Florida is only a first degree misdemeanor which gets you a maximum of $1,000 fine and a year in jail. Even then, I’m doubtful as to if they can actually get the charge to stick – a machete isn’t a gun, you could argue exactly what the definition of “concealed” was and the circumstances of how it was found in his car, and bring up the fact that technically…this guy wasn’t doing anything illegal. Even a sonogram can’t really be considered child pornography…for all we know, this could have just been some random innocent guy caught in some “it isn’t what it looks like!” type scenario. I bet this exact scene probably happened like half a dozen times in Fraiser.

Still, probably not a great idea to hang out alone in the woods at night in Port St. Lucie any time soon.

– Silly Street Fighter related nonsense. The Tiger Shot bit absolutely killed me.

– I have here some details regarding Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (which started filming in May) promising more robots and less humans, and also some pictures of a new Corvette concept that will apparently be featured in the movie. Although the validity of the latter is still suspect, because…well, it’s the internet. But here’s the best snippet from that article, which has been confirmed already: “Soundwave’s in it.” YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII.

Makes you wonder how it’s going to work, and how Ravage, Laserbeak, Rumble, and all those guys fit in, since the majority of this movie’s targeted demographic probably doesn’t know what the hell a tapedeck even is. But listen…just do it anyway. He crashes into like a pawn shop or something and scans a tapedeck along with a whole bunch of miscellaneous crap to explain his cassette buddies, keep his supercool voice, and everyone’s happy (me most of all).

By the way, check out this old wicked commercial for Blaster (the lame, Autobot version of Soundwave). I just love the beginning bit.

Rumble: “Hey Soundwave, check out this completely ordinary free radio I found outside!”
Soundwave: “…you fucking IDIOT.”

I also like how the Optimus Prime figure was like half the size of Blaster, which again speaks to the complete disregard that entire property had towards relative size and mass…and like, science, in general. Like how they had like a 70 feet tall, 50 ton robot transforming into a regular-sized pistol. Just think about that for a second.

– Finally, here’s a random three second long clip of Baron Davis and Steve Nash riding a tandem bike in Santa Monica. For some reason, it gets funnier the more I watch it.

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