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Since we’re on a whole Natalie Portman thing now (actually we never stopped being “on a whole Natalie Portman thing”) I finally have an excuse to post this wonderful video of Scarlett Johansson and her promoting The Other Boleyn Girl (which is a movie, despite everything, that I continue to feel an enormous amount of apathy towards). I love how all of the comments are just variants of “God, just make-out already, PLEASE” because that is exactly what we are all thinking, and the principle reason I enjoy this clip as much as I do. I wish this interview went on for another half hour, with them just inching…closer…and closer together as they remarked on how much mutual admiration, and profession respect they had for one another, and how rewarding it was to work with OH GOD, my pants!

Sorry, I split coffee on my pants while I was typing that sentence.


Quickly, to the links now!

– In a related topic…James Bond and Han Solo together in a movie as cowboys? AND there are aliens? With Olivia Wilde? Olivia Wilde!?! The sexiest person in the world together with Daniel Craig and Olivia Wilde!?! Why are my pants drenched with so much coffee!?!

– So there is a whole new batch of trapped miners now in New Zealand. I hope you make crazy bank as a miner, because otherwise that would just make me even more sad.

…I don’t know, I don’t really have any special insight into this horrible tragedy – I just posted it so that I make the joke (again) that they dug too greedily and too deep and woke the darkness of Khazad-dûm. I think literally everyone that is talking about this story has made the same joke already, which for some reason actually makes it funnier to me.

– Is this a video containing seven minutes and 39 seconds of Ahnuld screaming in every movie he’s been in? I think it is! But is it better than this supercut of Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit? It’s a tough decision, isn’t it? But it’s a good problem to have.

– I came across a bunch of behind the scenes videos for Late Night With Conan O’Brien, all collected here on this convenient YouTube account for our viewing pleasure. All are good, but I particularly enjoy when he becomes Liz-Lemon-like cruel to his writers. There’s also this rehearsal with Will Arnett, and this one where they try filming promos after the show with Norm MacDonald. Damn you Conan, get them on Conan already. There’s also behind the scenes videos for the stupid bits they film for the show, including this one where LaBamba Can’t Read. I don’t know why, but it’s probably one of the funniest things I have ever watched. His laugh perhaps? It’s a slow build, but it’ll get you in the end.

Usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler. But today I feel like Hitler in Germany.



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