The Choking Yak Formula For Success…

1) Work from home so that you can wait for a UPS package scheduled to arrive at your house between 10:30 AM and 2:00 PM.
2) Play Left 4 Dead. The guy will not actually come during 10:30 to 2:00, so continue waiting until 4:30 PM.
3) Realize you are hungry. Leave the house for half an hour to buy a Bacon Mushroom Melt (double the beef) from Wendy’s.
4) Come back to find a fresh new set of footprints on your driveway and a UPS sticker on your front door.
5) Shout “FUCK!” loud enough that it echoes across your neighbourhood.
6) Pack up your basketball stuff.
7) Have dinner with your girlfriend, go back to her place to take a quick twenty minute nap before basketball.
8) Oversleep by twenty minutes, get a call from your buddy telling you not to come.
9) Continue sleeping at your girlfriend’s place until she kicks you out after two hours.
10) Forget to set your alarm, oversleep, arrive to work two hours late the next morning.

Follow these steps, and you will be physically refreshed by mid-afternoon, enough to finally find the motivation to break out of your mini-posting slump and write up another five thousand word post about nothing in particular.

Now it is time for some links.

– Popaganda: The Pop Culture Revolution. Weird Photoshop mash-ups of beloved icons of our childhood in commie-styled propaganda posters. Oddly entertaining, and I really like the designs of some of them.

– These links have just been piling up while I’ve been too lazy too put them up, so some of them have since expired. I feel that this one is still good though, even after about a month of just sitting on my proverbial e-shelf (a Notepad file on my desktop). “NASA isn’t sure where the spider could have gone.” Isn’t that exactly what they’re paid billions and billions of dollars to know? How can this obvious future threat to the safety of humanity just be so callously dismissed? I supposed it is a seemingly innocuous article…until you consider the effects of the cosmic radiation inevitably causing it to mutate and subsequently crazy super space powers, returning to conquer the Earth and enslave humanity. I, for one, welcome our new giant-sized, super intelligent, arachnid overlords.

– Lobster-Bandidos! The Swedish Chef and a family of Mexican lobsters…the definition of a just-can’t-lose internet video. Bad accents should always be the staple of any quality comedy bit.

– Details for the new King of Fighters movie, based off the classic SNK fighting game have been revealed! It involves inter-dimensional travel, the director of The Medallion, and Maggie Q. Preliminary VHS readings are off the charts. Also, speaking of upcoming movies, here is Fired Up, which I think is this generation’s Bring It On, even down to the generic sounding preposition in the title.

– Also, not sure if I posted this already, or whether or not the link is broken or not, since I can’t check from work…but that’s racist.

Lemon, you’re going to go to Gavin’s and you’re going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast; wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age.