I was trying to think of a witty lead-in to a Link Post full of YouTube links, and I had something pun-related along the lines of “What do you call…?” with the answer being “YouTube!” I mean you can only say “here’s some YouTube links” so many times before you want to stick popsicle sticks into your eyes.

I was thinking maybe like…”What if you had a friend…and his name was like…Tube? And then he was in a crowd of people, and you shouted out ‘YOU!’ but he was in a crowd so he wasn’t sure if you meant him. And he would be like ‘Who? Me?’ And then you would have to say ‘YOU! TUBE!'”

And then I thought “…that’s fucking retarded.” And I would have scrapped that idea, but I realized I still didn’t have a witty lead-in…so I just decided to write about thinking about writing a witty lead-in. And now at least I have a lead-in.

And we are all richer for it. Here’s some YouTube links.

– FINALLY!!! Do you remember watching Spider-Man 2 and suddenly jumping out of your seat at the sight of Ashy Larry? And you’re not even really sure it happened? Well IT DID – and I’ve finally found proof! Course, I could have just watched the movie again…but that’s just not how I work.

– A video regarding the always entertaining subject of Male Restroom Etiquette. It starts off as you would expect, but at some point takes an elaborate and wildly excessive turn into insanity. I remember back in ye olden years of thy Interweb, when the first male restroom etiquette related link went around the emails – it was groundbreaking stuff. It was in quiz format, and my favourite bit was how you got beat up if you chose to pee in an occupied urinal. Homophobic toilet humour – always good for a laugh.

– I’m always amazed at how much awesomer toys are these days than when we were kids. Give me a cardboard tube and an elastic band, and I was set for like five months. Now check this out – NERF sniper rifles? Even that Maverick beats out pretty much everything available to us as kids.

– Okay, everything but this. “YOOOOOUUUULL get caught up in the…CROSSFIYAAAAAAAH!!!”

– BigDog – without a doubt – the creepiest damn thing I’ve seen this week. And I know it’s only Monday, but I had a pretty creepy Sunday. I, for one, welcome our new kick-immune robotic overlords.

– Fancy, shiny new trailer for Halo Wars. As per industry standards, the “war” indicates RTS. I won’t lie to you. I kinda want a 360 now.

– Battle Without Honor Or Humanity rendered in Pop’n Music. I have no idea what Pop’n Music is, but I figured having a seizure is a good way to waste 2:05 of your life.

– FRY DAT CHICKEN – I will never stop loving nor fearing black people. I can’t even think of anything to say. That beat’s kinda catchy though.

– NOW COMPLETE OPPOSITE GOGOGO – hurrydate ID: ataru381!!! …lies. Lies. LIES!!! It’s a gag. IT HAS TO BE. I’m not even listening to what he’s saying thirty seconds in because it’s overloaded my brain – he sounds like an angel.

That’s it! Go away.

I’m about to go from ashy to classy.