Author: The WAMBAG

One stop closer to a dystopian future Hate to put a downer on your day, but this really bugged me after reading it. I especially like the part where the kids find out about it the morning they are woken up by guards and escorted to the airport. And by like, I mean despise.

Oh right. Got to update this poor bastard of a page. Bah…got it! Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? …he woke up. KA-CHING! I’m so money and I don’t even know it.

Oh dear goodness, no. I have witnessed the appearance of the year’s first junebug in my house, after it crashed itself into a wall not two feet from me. It has begun. And I only hate seagulls more than I hate junebugs. And I hate junebugs only slightly more than I hate the prospect of

Just downloaded this Google Toolbar dealie on one of my computers and I’m taking it for a spin. I figure I use Google frequently enough to justify trying it at least, and thus now I don’t even need to type in “google.ca” anymore – it’s straight into the text box and…giddy up. Also comes with

Start you off right today with a quality news report. This is the next internet celebrity, I’m calling it. Ignorance like that can’t be taught – you gotta be born wit it, g. And so after you watch that, check out the soundboard. Complete with music, so you can run like a hip hop producer

For some reason I want to watch this movie, where Matrix-esque Kate Beckensale wages WAR ON LICHEN. I don’t know why, the trailer isn’t even that good. But I had the same strange impulse when the first Tomb Raider movie came out, and I actually liked that piece of trash. So even if this isn’t

Sleep cycles…all screwed up. I’ve become Batman. But instead of fighting crime, I updated the Bag page. Which in my opinion…is pretty much the opposite of fighting crime. After watching this, I just feel bad. All those hours of doodling in class…I didn’t know what I was really doing.

The Bag: Classics Bag Talk about belated but… here it is, if you haven’t already seen it in the widely popular Classics Club newsletter. Also, I made this a while back, saving it for some special occasion (read: an occasion when people would actually get it) but I doubt we’ll be seeing much action from

“Let’s go streaking!!!!” To kick of the summer slacking, Sheep and I are going to slay Baal without wearing anything. In D2, sicko. Keep your pants on. Tentative rules: no equipping any items, no mercs, yes charms, must start maxing a useful skill by level 18. It’s going to be softcore, but I think we’ll

Jazz first, now it’s Super Mario with the electric guitar! Wishing I hadn’t posted that nano guitar earlier. Then I could do some witty related linkage thing here.