Day: August 11, 2005

Ok, I just found someone who’s as quotable as Jack Handey… Mike Tyson! This is ridiculous. I know absolutely nothing about the sickeningly active world of athletics, and had no idea he was THAT off his rocker. “I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone’s going to attack them. I

Water has been discovered on Mars! GOGOGOGOGOGO!!! Hahahaha, I love it.

I should weigh in on the whole 3rd birthday thing. But I wont. So Jack Handey, the Deep Thoughts guy, has a column or something in the New Yorker. It’s a fun read, and really encapsulates my feelings on the whole issue. Also, in case you’ve forgotten about the prolific opera of Mr. Handey,here’s a

Limits Wet Blanket – Metric The customers at work drive me crazy. I don’t remember if I’ve already complained about their complete disregard for the limits we set on sale items. Now I understand that setting limits on things seems pointless. Why should we care how many bags of flour are taken by each customer,