So hopefully we’re all settled out here, and moving forward I think we’ll just keep it simple and just keep the whole operation on the index page. That is, as long as you hit up just plain vanilla WAMBAG.COM, you’ll find our page. So whenever we make the switch to the new space, there won’t be a new address or a blog.php page or whatever to redirect to. It’s more professional that way, and we are nothing if not professional.

Quick anecdote before we continue…this morning, I set out a new plain white t-shirt on my bed to wear for work right before getting into my pair of slacks. However, when I turned around, I had lost track of which of the two plain white t-shirts was the new one I was planning to wear to work today, and which was the plain white t-shirt I had just slept all night in (both were somewhat wrinkly, as I sometimes find it unnecessary to iron my undershirts). Realizing that the only logical way to distinguish between the two would be to detect the fading traces of body heat on the shirt I had slept in all night, I quickly got right to it. Unfortunately, it was this very moment my mom decided to pop in to ask me if I was coming home that night for dinner…and she walked in on me bent over my bed shirtless, with a white t-shirt in each hand, rubbing them against my lips (as those are among your most sensitive touch organs). I couldn’t really suitably explain what I was doing, so it was kind of an awkward moment to start the day with.

Anyway.

WAMBAG.COM should now be pointing you to our lovely temporary home on Blogspot, although the change may not have been properly propagated to all the DNS name servers out there (apparently it could take as long as 48 hours) and thus you might still see the “account suspended” page depending on who your friendly neighbourhood Internet Service Provider is. If you have been able to join us on the other side, please feel free to use the new comment system to tell me how much of a fag I am. I think it’s still pretty ghetto how it redirects you to that other page, and I’m wondering if I can jury rig it to my own liking, but in the meanwhile we’ll give it a floor run, see if it plays.

Unfortunately at this point, our tagboard is completely dead, and I haven’t really spent the time to figure out how to get the archive pages up and running so we’re still not at 100%. However since no one actually cares about that stuff, I guess we’re okay then.

Let’s get back to it then, shall we?

Here’s Will Arnett’s latest appearance on Conan – they’re always ridiculous together, and this is no exception. Part one and part two – get them before NBC gets them pulled from YouTube. I like how he legitimizes the hilarity of that hobo bit we’ve been using for years by using it himself to great effect. I can do nothing but applaud that man. Also, the GAP ads – great stuff.
EDIT: Nevermind, all you get is this clip. The appearance was this past Monday, February 25th, so either torrent it or find an NBC.com video of it or whatever. It’s worth the trouble.

It ain’t easy being white
It ain’t easy being brown
All this pressure to be bright
I got children all over town

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