Author: The WAMBAG

Don’t call it a comeback! Yeah, that’s right, it only took me, like, five years, but I finally figured out how to post on this damn site and now, it’s OVA!!! I warn you right now that my posting will be sporadic at best, so don’t think that you have to come to this site

The Big Hit #4 Yeah it’s not Friday I know. I missed my post yesterday cuz Alex came over after school so I got lazy and decided to do it today. I dunno, I just got home from work and I feel kinda tired right now so I guess this week will only be a

Re: Chu Chu Rocket. I dominated this game Saturday, in a fest of domination only rarely seen by dominators and dominatees alike. My dominance was so dominantly there, that it was dominating. I’ve taken the time to brag about it now, because due to the nature of the game, it’s quite possible I will in

The Big Hit #3 Whooo! 3 weeks in a row! I can’t believe I managed to keep my word and actually post for my third week! Anyways lets start… This week wasn’t nearly as exciting as last week’s GO Train fiasco but that’s actually a good thing. I had a very busy week this week,

Tell me how you like this one. How do you get a baby into a jar? A blender. OH MAN, that’s funny. But that’s just the set-up. Here’s the pay-off… How do you get it out? Kobe!

Okay, no links, no jokes…that means it’s time to talk about my day. But before we get into that, I would like to take a moment and – on behalf of The WAMBAG – officially congratulate Governor Schwarzenegger on his brutal crushing of Gray Davis and all others who stood in his path. Also, on

It’s one of those days – no links, but in the interests of providing almost-daily content, I will still post regardless of quality or coherency. So it’s time to tell a joke. Prepare to laugh, foolish mortal. What musical note does a piano make when you drop it down a mineshaft? A-flat minor. Awwwwww yeah!

I posted a link to Madness Redeamer roughly a month ago – a lengthy Flash movie where some stickman sought the sheriff. Check it out if you haven’t done so already – it is required reading, to learn the proper context of this post. After you check that one, have another – shorter and sweeter

The Big Hit #2 It’s friday so it’s that time again. Damn it. I was hoping that friday would never come so that I wouldn’t have to post in this god forsaken site anymore. I’m sorry that was uncalled for. Let me tell you a little about my week. On Wednesday I had an absolutely

A less link-oriented post this time, just to show off my post game versatility. I’ll even throw in some meaingless personal bits, to make it look like a normal person’s blog. Woman dies a week after riding on ‘Hulk’ coaster. Damn. Just…damn. That’s messed up. Though it’s clear she was already suffering a heart attack