(A Random Post)
I bring you news! And the theme of the day…is explosions.
Like spontaneously combusting pet food. That explodes.
Sadly, so do robots. Please join me for a moment of silence…as we mourn the loss of the first robot in the line of duty. Saaa-LUTE!!!
Now this one‘s just bizarre. A South Flordia bomb squad found a box they believed to contain a bomb, and they blew it up. But instead of a bomb…it held three birds and a turtle…? Some questions naturally arise, obviously. Like…why did they a box on the street to be suspicious? Is finding a box outside on the street really that special of an occurence in South Flordia? And how could they have deduced that it was bomb? Do you just assume these things, that every box you find out on the street is a deadly weapon of mass destruction? And that you must blow it up first before it blows you up? But really, the most perplexing thing to me is why anyone would put three birds and a turtle inside a box at all. What possible purpose could it serve? …and why the turtle?
And finally, one last explosion. Gotta be honest with you here – I didn’t even know you could get ass implants, much less that they could explode.