Forgive me – I haven’t even touched the computer in the last two days. Time for a post. Got some videos for you.

– Black People Hate Me And They Hate My Glasses. For a title like that, it’s surprisingly unfunny. But I like the whole storytelling feeling of it.

– Tyson, the Skateboarding Bulldog. It’s a bulldog. It skateboards. Oh, and it’s name is Tyson.

– A Tetra Vaal commercial. Yeah, I’ve never heard of them either. But our new robotic overlords have arrived! I bow and submit to their strong and efficent mechanical rule!

– And lastly…Cat With Hands. Now I warn you – this one here is pretty fuckin’ creepy. I mean…the title alone is already kinda scary. It’s a cat…with hands. I’ll be honest, I’m afraid of a lot of random things – clowns, roller coasters, that shadow the door makes with the wall, windchimes, corn fields, girls, sunshine, drinking water, my own reflection…but not cats. Well that is…until now. And if you’re already not a big fan of cats (like Sheep)…then…well…maybe it’s for the better to just skip this one. Gotta admit though – the ending’s pretty clever if you think about it for a second.

Oh, and I don’t know what’s up with the tagboard. We’ll just have to use the comment system to hurl homosexual insults at each other for now.