Provoking Facts from Choking Yak

– I just got this picture through my work email – one of my bosses sent it to the entire department. I laughed out loud at it, which may have creeped out my cubicle neighbours. I liked the roller coaster panel the best.

– I’m scared of roller coasters. Especially the Ghoster Coaster. Nigga, it’s made of wood!

– This is pretty scary too. But stay tuned for the next provoking fact…

– What did you saaay??? Think it looks photoshopped? So do I! But take particular notice to that Imagi logo in the corner.

– And then read this. I still don’t know if it’s for real, but I’m happy as long as Vanilla Ice is on the soundtrack. Go ninja, go ninja, go ninja go! Ah man…good times.

– And speaking of good times…I don’t know the proper onomatopoeia for a squeal of delight (is “squeal” itself an onomatopoeia?), but I’ll give it a shot – “EEEEEEEIIIIIAAAAAHHHHGOBOOP…?” …okay, I may have been a bit off on that one (I don’t know if the “go boop” hurt or helped), but regardless, that is one damn fine material possession that I would like to possess. Fuck Peanuts. Fuck Charlie Brown. Fuck Jay-Z. C&H foh life.

– I believe the official order is as thus… Calvin & Hobbes > Peanuts > Sherman’s Lagoon > everything else > a pile of canine feces > Family Circus. Oh, and of course with Big AL’s favourite presiding over them all.

– Collateral Damage wasn’t actually all that entertaining, now that I think about it. The lines aren’t usable, and generally weren’t that great, with the exception of this one…

“You’re ghostin’ us, motherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I’ll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?”

…oh wait…no, my mistake, that’s Predator. And it’s not even Ahnuld. Scratch that then.

– I’ve spent the last two hours waiting for someone to grant me read permissions on a server so I can do my work…and also going through the entire archives of Alien Loves Predator. It’s not bad.

– Oh wait, I remember it now…

“So what’s the difference between you and I?”
“The difference is…I’m only going to kill you.”

Hahahaha…excellent stuff.

Ulp, gotta go.