(A Random Post)

Three thirty in the morning…I can’t sleep, and I have this bizarre craving for a ham, cheese, and mushroom omelet. Also, ice cream.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d think I’d be pregnant. Or that I’d just finished smoking fifty pounds of weed.

Anyway, all of that lead to the discover of this – combining two McDonald’s quarter pounders together along with strips of actual bacon, and deep frying it in a beer batter.

A deep fried burger that gets you drunk. Surely, the American dream, fully realized.

Anyway, I’ve just made a vow to myself to experience this monstrosity first hand. And so I felt compelled to make this post as a record of my discovery, because one day, when they find me dead on my kitchen floor clutching at the gaping cavity in my chest caused by my heart exploding…you’ll know what happened. And you’ll know that I tasted heaven right before heading on up there.

I think I’m going to go check out the 24 hour Dominion near my house for a tub of vanilla or something. I should really keep one of those in the house at all times.

I wanna talk to SAMSON!!!

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