(A Random Post)
EMERGENCY POST
I’ve just uncovered a secret plot that would fundamentally change the world as we know it, and destroy all of our lives and those of our loved ones.
There are rumours of Rush Hour 3 from Ain’t It Cool News (so you know it MUST be credible).
But guess who’s supposedly signed on to play the villian? Either you’ll never get it, or you’ll get it immediately. Want a hint?
Let’s just say…Jackie Chan’s ass is gonna get keecked SO HOWRD…hes next wannabe…isgonnafeelit.
Also, apparently Kramer’s supposed to be attached too…which is like winning a $70,000,000 lottery jackpot one day, and then winning a new lawnmower at the church raffle the next Sunday.