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I’ve just uncovered a secret plot that would fundamentally change the world as we know it, and destroy all of our lives and those of our loved ones.

There are rumours of Rush Hour 3 from Ain’t It Cool News (so you know it MUST be credible).

But guess who’s supposedly signed on to play the villian? Either you’ll never get it, or you’ll get it immediately. Want a hint?

Let’s just say…Jackie Chan’s ass is gonna get keecked SO HOWRDhes next wannabe…isgonnafeelit.

Also, apparently Kramer’s supposed to be attached too…which is like winning a $70,000,000 lottery jackpot one day, and then winning a new lawnmower at the church raffle the next Sunday.

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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