So I’ll be gone until September 6th. If I can find an internet connection I might drop some quick pictures or tales of adventure if there are any…but you know well enough at this point not to expect any. Here’s one more link before I go. And on a totally unrelated topic, I thought that

!!! – I just had this really awkward sneeze, and I think I ended up breaking one of my ribs. Now whenever I sneeze, it hurts more and more. And I can’t stop sneezing…you can’t really tell, because I haven’t yet been able to figure out how to properly convey sneezing through blog posts. But

Walken for President. I can’t find a “I AM JUST JOKE” disclaimer anywhere on the site, but all the same, I wouldn’t really go around trying to impress people by breaking this “news story” to them. But then again, I had assumed Ahnuld’s conquering of Cali state to be a joke at first too. So

Bedfellows The Size Of You – Spookey Ruben My sleepover at Arlene’s house was a total bust. The party itself was as boring as shit. It went exactly as I expected. My attempts to get some alone time with the birthday girl were foiled by having to make small talk with all her friends who,

Ok, I just found someone who’s as quotable as Jack Handey… Mike Tyson! This is ridiculous. I know absolutely nothing about the sickeningly active world of athletics, and had no idea he was THAT off his rocker. “I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone’s going to attack them. I

Water has been discovered on Mars! GOGOGOGOGOGO!!! Hahahaha, I love it.

I should weigh in on the whole 3rd birthday thing. But I wont. So Jack Handey, the Deep Thoughts guy, has a column or something in the New Yorker. It’s a fun read, and really encapsulates my feelings on the whole issue. Also, in case you’ve forgotten about the prolific opera of Mr. Handey,here’s a

Limits Wet Blanket – Metric The customers at work drive me crazy. I don’t remember if I’ve already complained about their complete disregard for the limits we set on sale items. Now I understand that setting limits on things seems pointless. Why should we care how many bags of flour are taken by each customer,

Here are some of pictures I took at the game on Saturday. Was I supposed to send Annia and Shirley their pictures? Maybe I should have asked for their email addresses or something when I agreed to do that. As it stands, I have absolutely no way to contact them. Oh well. Please let me

Third Year Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac First off, I’d like to say that I just found out about Paul Jenkins working on Origins II. For those of you who don’t know, once upon a time (about three years ago) there was a comic book miniseries called Origins, which revealed the true origin