Oh fuck beans. I have once again forgotten that this past August 5th was the third anniversary of The WAMBAG’s official first post. And instead of posting something worthy of this monumental event, I posted cat pictures. That’s just how things go around here. But regardless, fact of the matter is that The WAMBAG is

Obligatory post to keep this site alive… Cats! It looks like the guy lives at IKEA. But that’s some nice photography – sometimes I wonder why I didn’t take any art classes in highschool. Though playing the baritone sax did get me lots o’ ladies. You’re kind of a bizarrely honest guy, huh?No, just around

Two minutes ago, I realized for the first time that Randy Johnson is named…”Randy Johnson“. … That is hi-larious! The fact that actual years have gone by without me noticing this is surprising to me. And his nickname is “The Big Unit” – has everyone been in on the joke but me? I am so

Whew, that was a long week. Up until today, the highlight of my week was probably being offered a trade of Mark Teixeira for Ted Lilly by the cyber Texas Rangers GM, in MVP Baseball. …but I don’t know if that’s saying a lot, because that’s a pretty sweet trade. But then today rolled around,

Minor Collision Take, Take, Take – The White Stripes I had a fun, albeit slightly awkward day yesterday. Annia met Angel. They got along well enough, but I still felt uncomfortable. Ever since I was a little kid I hated having to hang out with more than one friend. I used to have a friend

Choking Yak’s Provoking Facts – That still is possibly the gayest title of all time. These aren’t facts. The rhyming is like Avril-level quality. And is anyone honestly provoked by these type of posts? It just makes no sense. …and goddamn, I love it. – I saw two pigeons out in the middle of the

Linkachu, I choose you! – A Flash tribute to Raiden – it’s a shooter, go play. If you use the red spread shot with the homing missles, you are no longer allowed to look me in the eye. Be a man and use blue lasers with straight missles. – British scientists have achived a scientific

Movie And A Dinner Gold Dust Woman – Fleetwood Mac I went to see Charlie And The Chocolate Factory today with Annia. I highly recommend it, however this should come with the disclaimer that I am totally Tim Burton’s bitch. I loved Edward Scissorhands. Beetlejuice scared the crap out of me. I thought his Batman

Water Pigs Tomorrow – Silverchair 24 packs of Nestle Water are on sale for $2.88 at the Food Basics I work at! Who says we don’t do ads on this site? Actually, the real reason I’m bringing it up is because these water-buying motherfuckers who come to the store are DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! Business has

As I started growing up, I noticed some of the more adult-themed material being snuck into so-called “children’s programming”. But I never really expected this vile creep of evil to reach Sesame Street. I had no idea that the Cookie Monster was really a metaphor for, well, crackhead. And here’s the proof, on the Martha