Author: The WAMBAG

Movie And A Dinner Gold Dust Woman – Fleetwood Mac I went to see Charlie And The Chocolate Factory today with Annia. I highly recommend it, however this should come with the disclaimer that I am totally Tim Burton’s bitch. I loved Edward Scissorhands. Beetlejuice scared the crap out of me. I thought his Batman

Water Pigs Tomorrow – Silverchair 24 packs of Nestle Water are on sale for $2.88 at the Food Basics I work at! Who says we don’t do ads on this site? Actually, the real reason I’m bringing it up is because these water-buying motherfuckers who come to the store are DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! Business has

As I started growing up, I noticed some of the more adult-themed material being snuck into so-called “children’s programming”. But I never really expected this vile creep of evil to reach Sesame Street. I had no idea that the Cookie Monster was really a metaphor for, well, crackhead. And here’s the proof, on the Martha

Regarding webcomics… I don’t read that many webcomics. At least I don’t think I do compared to the average internet-goer these days. And certainly not compared to Jess. But the ones I read are actually good. ‘cept for PVP. I absolutely hate it. But I don’t know why I keep reading it. I went through

That’s Jazz, Baby Crucial – k-os All summers should be like this. It’s funny. I used to hate when people would ask me what I was doing during the summer. Of course, my answer would always be “nothing”. How was I supposed to explain to people that my day was divided neatly into 12 hours

Re: Fantastic Four… On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best movie of all time and 1 being the worst movie of all time, I thought Jessica Alba was excellent. Into The Blue, here we come! And here’s a link – Jesus Christ Supercop. And that’s it. Normally I’d bundle all

My department manager sent me an email today, with this image attached. I don’t know if this is supposed to motivate me or intimidate me. Maybe a bit of both. It’s working.

Sweet Zombie Jesus – (direct-to-video) Futurama movie greenlit! …aaand that’s all I got. Oh wait! Got a joke, too. What did Hitler always hate to find in his treasure chest? … Jewels! (NOW YOU LAUGH)

I Awoke Thinking I Was Holding You Waltz #2 (XO) – Elliott Smith Today I went down to the beach at Ashbridges Bay to celebrate Michelle’s birthday. It was perfect beach weather today. It was all very OC-esque, as many of my get-togethers with this particular group are. The sand was as hot as an

An all-video installment of Links 4 U!!! – I found this weird video Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki made for their buddy Shawn Bradley when he retired. I couldn’t find it anywhere, so I just uploaded the one I had to our server, here. I’ll be honest – it’s kinda weird. And if you’ll laugh