Author: The WAMBAG

Black Alaskan builds giant mech Current WAMBAG.COM Arena Fighting Mech Fund: $4,125 (assuming Yak spends $10 for lunch) If there was ever a worthy cause for the WAMBAG to pool money and invest in something, I believe this would be it. Some winning quotes: – “The NMX04-1A Prototype is only going up for sale to

Here’s a random collection of conversations I’ve had over the last couple of days. Me: [turning on the radio and catching the words “Halladay” and “x-rays” in the first sentence I hear] “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -“My brother: “Huh? What happened?”Me: “- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -“My brother: “Did he hurt his leg?”Me: “- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -“My brother: “Man, that sucks.”Me: “-

Are you guys bored and want to watch something that’s retarded (and we all know the answer to that one is “yes”)? Then visit Pure Pwnage for dumb, game-related humour in the form of seven tasty episodes. It’s a little uneven at times, but surprisingly entertaining for what I imagine a classy site like ours

Creeping Along Girl – Beck This Adriana situation is getting ridiculous. I’m such a fool. I got to work at 2:30 today. She didn’t start until an hour later. Once the clock hit 3, I was constantly checking the door, waiting for her to show up. It was sick. I felt like my day didn’t

Chico Malo Only Wanna Be With You – Hootie & The Blowfish I come home from work and one of the first things I read is that Roy Halladay has been hit by a line drive. Upon reading, I immediately turn into Dustin Hoffman during the wedding scene in The Graduate (or Mike Meyers in

Dessert I Don’t Want To Be – Gavin DeGraw I miss Gary. ***** This summer was already looking pretty kickass. Job: secure, occasionally fun. School: non-existent for the time being. Friends: seemingly everywhere. Rock Concerts: awesome. Life: improving. After the spiritual wasteland that was the last two or three months of school, things could only

Holy cow, I hate computers. You ever wonder what happens to people when they leave your line of sight? I’ve been having little tiny freakouts lately where I feel like I’m experiencing quantum indeterminacy in my entire reality – you know, Schrodinger’s cat and every possible state superimposed onto one another and all that? …dude,

Following hot on the heels of the WAMBUKI and WHAMBAG is this strange google link I found from our favourite push-overs, the French. Although it’s titled “WunMBunG.COM”, I think something got lost in translation (I’d provide a link to the quality site Yak posted on the Lost in Translation action film, but I’m too lazy

I bring you links! – I’ve seen some pretty gay stuff in my days, but this is just ridiculous. Eygh! – New member of the Real World Justice League – Kenyan grandfather, 73, kills leopard with hands. – Here’s the trailer for King Kong. Looks good. But whenver Jack Black’s on the screen, I can’t

I woke up two hours ago and I couldn’t get back to sleep. I have no idea why, because I’m so goddamn tired. I’ve never really felt like this – every instinct in my body is telling me to go sleep, but once I get to it, no one’s participating. My mind’s running at a