Thank God For Old Navy
Oh no. Apparently we’re having a team event today for work, where we’re all going to have a picnic at the beach. Unfortunately they only announced this new updated plan last Thursday…while I was away from the office. And obviously as I ain’t no chump, I didn’t bother to check my email on the weekend.
That Gay Guy From LA Confidential
I cannot be the only guy that thinks that show The Mentalist has a really stupid title. I see “mentalist” and I think of immature derogatory terms like “gaylord” or “dickweed” – the show might as well be called The Stupid Retarded Guy, “mentalist” means the same thing to me anyway. Where am I going
An Ode To The Fat Right Fielder
Scraped knees, a bruised and bloodied thumbnail, various aches in previously unknown muscle groups, regular bouts of devastating anxiety and self hatred, a compulsive need to repeat it all again the next week…diagnosis: softball. I surely suffer from some sort of mental disorder that makes me constantly yearn to play softball, and yet at the
Starring Jay Baruchel As Liu Kang
Something something something, links LET’S GO – Whoa, first glimpse of a new Mortal Kombat movie? Of course not you dummies. It’s clearly the intro of a new game, one that seems like a huge departure from the previous iterations. Which is pretty noteworthy news by itself, actually. How could an actual movie remain under
And Dallas Braden Is “Perfect Stranger” (2007)
Check out Armando Galarraga getting shafted out of a perfect game by an absolutely terrible call at first, with 2 out in the 9th inning. Hi-larious! There have already been two perfect games and a no-hitter pitched this season…another perfect game on top of that would have been too insane. Eat it, Detroit. Armando Galarraga’s
I’ve Never Seen Him So Happy Before
One day, I will restore our glorious tagboard so that we don’t need to rely on this barbaric comment system that’s completely spam infested. Unfortunately that day is not today. – I know now that Roy Halladay’s perfect game would never have happened in Toronto. It could only happen in Philadelphia. Only when he could
Honourable Mention: Amy Winehouse
I love checking out Maxim’s Hot 100 list every year, just because it’s always so hilariously detached from reality. Doubly funny is how much outrage it causes on the internet and how people deal with it – by angrily forwarding the list to everyone they know and talking about it to anyone that will listen,
Christmas In May
Today we wish a magical birthday to our good friend and WAMBAG.COM co-founder (aka the co-defendant when authorities eventually discover this page), Rabid Emu. Emu’s birthday is always a sobering time of reflection for me every year. As the first of us passes the quarter century mark, I can’t help but think…wow, we are getting
The Black Mamba Strikes Again
I realize this is not exactly white hot (LOL) off the presses, but I completely forgot in my previous post, and I do really want to get these up here before they are lost forever to the silicon sands of internet time. (Is that the gayest way any sentence has ended, ever? I think so!)
Dragon Tattoos Are Pretty Cool, Actually
On the road to work this morning, and I saw this white S-Class Mercedes – like a $100,000+ luxury automobile – that was horribly defaced with a bumper sticker. Which is just a tragedy, like when beautiful women ruin their bodies with lame tattoos. Even worse…it was a Barack Obama bumper sticker – whether it
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