My Chat Name Is “Desert Rose”
Ladies and gentlemen, Seal’s running a little late, so they asked if we could maybe do a version of one of his songs in the meantime instead. And thank you for your service.
The Trick Is Not Minding It Hurts
Man…wow. I have been so busy with so many unexpected life events lately. The past month has just flown by, and I can’t even remember when I last had a chance to partake in my absolute favourite activity in the world – posting on this site. I mean just look at all the crazy things
No More Blue
Doesn’t really match my complexion. Here’s a link. EIGHT YEARS YOU SON OF A BITCH!
An Excuse To Type “Genitals” Seven Times
So there’s this story in which a Japanese man cooks and serves his own genitals to paying guests at a dinner party. Which in itself is pretty crazy, but you can sort all that out for yourself, there’s really nothing to be said about the facts that you haven’t said to yourself already. I mean
Unable To Find Appropriate Game Configurations (317002)
Today we mark the birth anniversary of our first and our greatest, the incomparable Rabid Emu. He was the Chosen One, the one to bring balance to the force. And now look at him. Well, whatever. Today’s your birthday. Let’s all pretend that I actually posted that up on Sunday, when it was his actual
Looks Like The Captain’s Back, Again
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES According to this uh…internet article thing, Universal Pictures has signed these two dudes, a writing/producing team, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci to make some movies or something. They already have two projects in mind, and this being the year 2012 and the way Hollywood works, both are of course, remakes. One
Man In The Machine
I woke up this morning expecting pancakes to be waiting for me in my kitchen for some reason. There were none. I live by myself and did not actually sleepcook them prior to waking up. I don’t even have any stuff to make pancakes with in my place, it was a wholly unreasonable expectation to
Game Of Inches
Quickly, rank these face-offs by order of suspense! Ross vs Lorenzo in a race-off! A StarCraft 2 cheese-off! That scene from Deliverance with the banjo-off! God, so exciting. How about that Mavericks/Dallas game from last night that featured two seven foot Europeans with threeing-off (okay I’ll stop now) in overtime? Now where does that rank?
Love The Ball Handler
I ate a donut today, and God it was so delicious. It was free too, so it made it even better. – Forget Anchorman 2 – the premiere comedy everyone should be anticipating a comeback sequel from is Twins. Yes, that 1988 classic where Ahnuld and Danny DeVito play fraternal twins is adding another long
Looks Like The Captain’s Back
Holy shit, that was certainly some crazy news we all woke up to this morning right? Or for those of you more hip to the scene I guess it was last night, but wow, a long time coming. I’ve lost track of the years, but you can’t deny it – as a cornerstone of our
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